hawtsee:

Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

101531 4 days ago via / source

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

373456 5 days ago via / source

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

558943 5 days ago via / source

tyleroakley:

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

203551 5 days ago via / source

Poor Peeta 😂

39 5 days ago

damnatalia:

shopwitme:

rare footage

these niggas was screamin like some hoes lmao

Just for that comment hahaha

75620 6 days ago via / source

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

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