I M L AUGHING SO hARD I cANT BREA THE

frozenmusings:

If you’re ever wondering what canadian/quebec french sounds like… this voice over of the Slap Chop commercial is a most accurate example..

My lungs hurt so much jesus fucking christ that was funny.


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gabbyroars:

OMGGGGGGG

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kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

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For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)

mitchlions:

doctor10by10:

finnkurtismydrug:

gayasthefourthofjuly7:

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99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.

Reblogging because I care, not because of the guilt trip ^

Same as above.

I think it’s good tumblr is being used to raise money for someone with a disability =).

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queen-scarzone:

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

BITCH WAS SLEEPING ON THE JOB

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brattyfatty:

scoutregimentkarkat:

juicyjacqulyn:

brattyfatty:

TW; FAT SHAMING


The media isn’t corrupt you say?

The media doesn’t fat shame you say?

There’s no patriarchy you say?

I don’t need feminism you say?

Who wants to guess how fun it was to see that photo of myself on a full page new york newspaper just 2 days before my BIRTHDAY?!?! (top image)

But please… tell me more about how it’s fat people just making mountains out of mole hills… and that it’s not really that bad. 

i get really sad whenever i see this because im 13 and i just got down to a size 14 and i am so proud of that and people still fucking say stuff like this

You don’t have to get down to any size honey, you’re damn fine just the way you are.

Also, I literally can’t believe this post is still going around.

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Reblog if you have the best followers ever

sashafierce88:

they are all flawless

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inhale-exhale-dive-deep:

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

monday at 3:31 am. 1st reblog from I

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shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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